Took the three notable guys in this whole situation to make a case. They sensationalized it. And when it comes out, the guys who actually did the assault they didn even go to UCLA, they didn play football there.New Rule: With the Super Bowl only a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, for all the F15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams. Just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers.

With quarterbacks Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III already spoken for, the Vikings held the early key to the draft. Cleveland came after it. In addition to swapping spots in the first round, the Browns sent picks in the fourth (118th overall), fifth (139th) and seventh (211th) rounds to give the Vikings a whopping total of 13 selections..Switching venues, let's imagine a group of men (all serious boxi